My mom has a tendency to veer a bit when she's driving (which is scary since she drives around disabled people for a living). And when the tires skim over those bumps on the other side of the painted line, my six-year old nephew exclaims, "Grandma, quit making the car fart!"
Ah, kids. They say the funniest things.
Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving (well, at least the Americans among you, dear readers, who were stuffing themselves with turkey and pie Thursday).